Naked Winery & Orgasmic Wine Company

Naked Winery & Orgasmic Wine Company -
I just found out about this place, and WOW I'm definitely turned on!
Who?
A family owned winery who produce Washington and Oregon wines. "The grapes for our red varietals (Syrah, Cabernet, Sangiovese, Nebbiolo, Barbera and Merlot) are orgasmically grown in the hot and dry Apple Gate and Columbia Valley regions of Oregon and Washington respectively. While our other varietals (Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, Chardonnay, Muscat and Riesling) benefit from the cool pacific marine layers of the Willamette and Illinois Valley's to produce subtle and complex wines. The vines in Washington's Columbia Valley struggle with just enough drip irrigated water to produce exceptional fruit for our big bold Chardonnays."
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On their wine list:
Naked Winery Pinot Gris,
Sure Thing Symphony,
Foreplay Chardonnay,
Gay Rose,
Tease Riesling,
Cougar Semi-Sparkling White,
Sugar Mama Muscat,
Naked Winery Pinot Noir,
Dominatrix Pinot Noir,
Naked Winery Merlot,
Vixen Syrah,
Penetration Cabernet Sauvignon,
Missionary Cabernet Sauvignon,
Diva Sangiovese
Booty Call Blush
Picnic Table Pink
Escort Pinot Gris
Foreplay Chardonnay
Virgin Chardonnay
Naughty Chardonnay
Fling Gewurtztraminer
...and more...
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And who can resist attending the Erotic Exotic Ball, an adult only party with prizes, catering, and erotic donuts from Voodoo Donuts!
I just might have to make a trip out West for this!